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THERE IS NO GAME

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THERE IS NO GAME

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There is no game. Trust me. DO NOT PLAY!
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NEWS : If you liked this non-game, go check out the steam page of "There is no game : wrong dimension". (coming August 6th 2020!)

You can support us and add it to your wishlist! <3

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1240210/


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WINNER of the DeceptionJam.


There is no game. There is nothing to do.

Do not click or tap anywhere. Really. DO NOT CLICK OR TAP ANYWHERE.

Do not laugh as there is nothing to laugh about.


Don't try to use your computer mouse.

Don't try to touch your mobile screen.


It's at your own risk!!


This game has not been reviewed on Youtube by the not game narrator himself! http://bit.ly/1CumoZ6


*Sorry for my weird foreign accent* :)

*I'm french, not russian!*

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bro there was no game!!!

soooo boring where was the game???!?!? (wink wink)

prob the most sigma game ever 😼

This is not a game I had no fun not to play it. I write no review to express the no fun I had. There is no cool music that made me enjoy every bit of the game and the progression of the game itself. The pixels are not nice to look at, each of them was not worthy of my time to admire their no-existent artistic beauty. The presence of the unreliable narrator made everything no fun to experience, and the voice was not funny to listen to especially with his hints which didn't help me to go through the game. I don't have this game on Steam and even there I left no review for others to enjoy. The outro music was not powerful to appreciate especially the drums, and the high-hats in the middle part of the musical composition. I also did not like the small challenges I had to complete in order not to free the goat, especially the squirrel one. That was not my favourite for sure.

Because I didn't laugh I think I won't play it over and over since there is no game, so no real reason to spend some free time. No congratulations for this game. Since I leave no review, there is no point I keep writing now, in fact I stop and go not to play this game again!

no game? then how am I gonna write a review for this game?

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Uploaded
Jun 25, 2015
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